IDEA-O-MATIC
MODEL 7-G
DO NOT LICK
DO NOT LICK
🍩GLOW-NUTS
🥨SALT STICKS
🧃JUICE SQUARED
🍫CHOCO-FLAVORED CHOCO
🍪SUGAR SLABS
🥔CHIP CLUMPS
🧀CHEEZE CUBES
🥜NUT PELLETS
🍬CANDY-ADJACENT
35c
PUSH TO DEPOSIT YOUR IDEA
RETRIEVE NOTHING HERE — YOUR IDEA GOES IN. THAT'S THE WHOLE MACHINE.
One idea per push. The plant owner is the only soul who can open the log. That's the deal.
WHAT THIS MACHINE KNOWS ABOUT YOU:
- Your name: nothing
- Your email: nothing
- Your IP address: not stored, not written anywhere
- Your face: probably great, but irrelevant
Only the plant owner can open the suggestion log — and only with a password. Not even Mr. Burns gets a copy.